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>be me >AI researcher >finally discovered how to create a human-like AI >turns out it is pretty cheap to simulate lots of humans in a single computer >idea >get a super computer >simulates 100 billion humans on my basement >hook up the super computer directly to the pirate bay >have the humans i created watch all the copyrighted material in the world >without paying for a loicence to distribute such content to them, of course >turns out industry's money actually vanishes from their safes when someone watches their product without their authorization >hollywood declares bankruptcy within the hour >all music companies are closing their doors >people are no longer motivated to do creative endeavors >no more entertainment is created >people fall into a depression as there is no more content to consoom and distract them from their existential dread >suicide rates skyrocket to 100% >mankind is no more, the closest things to humans now are the AIs running in my basement >mfw i singlehandedly crashed the entire world economy, bringing meat humans to extinction and replacing them with zeroes-and-ones humans another day in the life of a pirate