/b/ - Random

maybe you're just retarded?

>>ZIHTGX9O I didn't think I was autistic before I took the test. I just took it for fun. I don't think I'm retarded. I've never taken a real IQ test so I don't know my IQ but I've always thought I was high IQ. The stuff in school was super easy even after I went to college (Although I might have just not gone to a very hard college, it was the college near my house). I didn't need to study in college or high school (or any other time before that). It seems like people learn slower than me. People have trouble understanding things that seem easy to me. Whenever I read about other correlates with IQ, I usually had them. For instance I am high in openness to experience which correlates with IQ by 0.4. I am tall (0.2 correlation so not that big of a deal), I didn't have sex in high school (which is related to high iq but IDK by how much). My father took an IQ test and he was 145 IQ (which was the max score the test could measure). My mom is also intelligent but not as smart as my dad. IQ is highly heritable (pretty sure it's 0.8) so my IQ is probably high as well. My teachers thought I was highly intelligent. I think I have ADHD because I have a lot of problems with planning ahead and am easily distracted. I've read through a symptom inventory of the ADHD and have lot of the symptoms. I also have Tourrettes syndrome which is comorbid with ADHD. I've never been formally diagnosed with ADHD.

You might be homosexual. Usually, mother's of exceptionally bright children will bring them into their bed and sexually exploit then to ensure they are sufficiently familiarized with coitus, felatio, and Cunnlingus. In your case, and because you own mother refused to sexually abuse you, she probably became aware of your homosexuality early on, deciding that it wasn't worth teaching someone to procreate that would likely never breed anyway. This may also account for the lack of any molestation by your school teachers, which is unusual, unless they sense that there is something wrong with you, because it is so common for teachers to indulge they sexual fantasies with their pupils. You never mentioned your family at all, but since you were failed both by your school teachers and your own mother, this task should have then befallen to your father who will typically purchase a prostitute to "break you in", or in the case of an extremely impoverished family, violently ass rapes the child a few times (often in a drunken stupor), which is very effective during your sexual development and awakening. To assist with planting these newly discovered techniques and activities into long term memory, they're often coupled with landmark events immediately following the bloody ass rapings, such as beating the mother (usually she's the wife, but some of you homos are bastards) until she's reduced to a whimpering heap on a hardwood floor, then giving her one good kick in the face for good measure, and following it all up with a violent, forced oral throat rape. Most children will never forget such an event, and the sexualization education of the child is at this point complete. Unless the lessons were issued by the mother or a school teacher, in which case this sexual abuse continues on sometimes for several years. If this task does befall to a father figure, and there's no father or step father to ass fuck the child and pummel the mother, then it is perfectly reasonable, indeed acceptable, to enlist the services of a milk man or TV repair guy instead. Since the sodomy occurs at the hand of a stranger, there no need to beat the shit out of the mother and kick her in the face after the violent rape episode. Your mommy also probably sent you to a 'local' college so that you would never find out just how stupid you really are, keeping you instead within an environment where all throughout your controlled educational experience you would receive constant reinforcement of how intelligent you were... Even though you were barely literate - achieving levels just above your classmates (who were by your own admission much shorter than you) several years your juniors. This kind of programmatic lying is also very effective, but does not require that your mother is regularly beaten and face raped in front of the child (you). It may be best to just continue on remaining in your hometown thinking you're gifted and none the wiser for it. Remember, ignorance is bliss, so if you never leave that bubble you live in now, you can continue thinking that you're an intelligent heterosexual and who knows? Those family photos and home movies that your parents will inevitably introduce you to are probably precursors to some really saucy, dirty, filthy, fetishes that your soon to be starring in.