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New akari thread. >>https://usagi.reisen/b/T7TFZOND (old)

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Interesting News & Links
What have ya got?

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Hi Im new and lost
Hi I’m new here and a bit lost still. Why am I here? Well, I’m reaching out looking, for a website, a forum, a chat, something, because I have a fetish that seems taboo, and sick of feeling isolated and alone. No, it’s not p3d0 / CP, well except to most people who don’t bother to look past a cover it is, I’m more Hedephilia or Ephebophilia, but only within the context of Macrophilia. Whether it was Land of the Giants, Gulliver’s travels, Honey, I shrunk, or the fact most cartoons had a “shrinking episode” (TMHT/TMNT where they shrunk and April found them “you’re so tiny”) all got me excited. However, the Macrophilia community is really judgemental, and anything that vaguely looks under 18 is deleted and you’re banned. Japan seem to be the only place that understands, quite a few anime and manga about Giantess girls (though I prefer regular sized girls finding a shrunken guy), and yes while 18+ is fine most of the time, there’s something cute, endearing, about those mangas about schoolgirls. To be clear, I do not want to abuse anyone, least of all anyone under 18. I am not interested in any of that material (CP) that sounds like it’s floating around this part of the web in vast amounts. The fact is the reverse is true, I would like them to abuse me, well unknowingly, as I prefer gentle, kind, mischievous and lewd, not cruel like many apparently do, it’s a fantasy where I’m the size of a toy, a doll, a small action figure and she’s curious and exploring sexuality as it’s new to her still. Like a lot of these things it’s a power dynamic but it’s the opposite of seemingly what most expect. I’m not identifying with the victim, I want to be the victim but to a sweet, innocent, curious, lewd girl taking advantage of me. When I was younger, there were websites that had collages, they were rough, literally look like someone had cut out and stuck together in real life paper and scanned back in, but you know tech was basic back then. Guessing they’ve all been shutdown now or too scared to operate. Now we have AI, but again there’s so many limits and censorship. So, there it is, I’m lumped in with the monsters, kink shamed, when all I want to do is write, make AI images (not using anyone’s likeness, though I’m not sure public figures can escape people doing whatever, anyway), chat with other likeminded individuals. I wouldn’t harm anyone in real life and have no interest in any material that caused harm to someone in its making. So, anywhere here and anyone like that? Any address you point me to or advice? Or is this part of the web just the other extreme end and I’m looking for something in the middle that doesn’t exist?

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dead board is dead

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made a new fedi account
Post my new profile picture or banner, preferably something retarded looking or funny, thanks

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Random images & videos

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wow an instance free of dumb bunny except her shitty code i hate wamen

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Is this a slavpedo board now?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFaAjR_RRJs Strandbased

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когда уже сделают нормальный тор аналог двача? ну или дайте на лолифокс ссылки или на тор2сн че бля нихуя найти не могу

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the random board
very random indeed

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Current Happenings
Current happenings and events from around the net. See also the Interesting News & Links thread: >>https://usagi.reisen/b/ZECX7JON

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I wish I was introverted sometimes. I am so unhappy being friendless.

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science ryan is practically unfindable on youtube because of the reams of search result spam from that faggot ryan's world anyway I find his postmodernist nonsense annoying. of course truth works according to the correspondence theory. how else could it?

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https://9channel.moe/ is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images. There are boards dedicated to a variety of topics. You can even create your own board with your chosen topics. Users do not need to register an account before participating in the community

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Please address rampant anorectal violence & facilitating factors.
• Blatantly injurious erotic anorectal violence—anoreceptive activity involving a combination of rapid thrusting, a girthy penis/object, and a prolonged duration—is rampant worldwide. It is impossible for resultant anal and rectal injuries and serious/chronic/permanent health consequences to be uncommon due to anorectal fragility relating to anatomy and neuromuscular physiology. • Widespread (willful) ignorance, apathy, misinformation, and disinformation about anorectal anatomy, physiology, and health are facilitating rampant anorectal violence. • People with (self-)destructive inclinations, some affiliated with pornography companies, are having a field day with anorectal violence and spreading disinformation. This is contributing greatly to societal decay, aka decadence. • Watching violent pornography can have numerous effects on some viewers (including inspiring them to the point of emulation, even using coercion). • Pornography is being used as a substitute for sexual education in many cases. • There are, or most certainly should be, criminal implications for people who perpetrate anorectal violence against one or more others. Furthermore, various factors on their own or combined can in some regions (and anywhere else definitely should) invalidate consent from a legal perspective; these include the possibility or actual result of serious injury, use of a strong mind-altering drug, and the presence of a significant mental disorder such as a severe case of sexual masochism disorder. FChan is no more. :( My previous thread, started one year ago on FChan, can still be found here: https://usagi.reisen/b/BAI8AY22

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I don't understand something. How come this area of the internet (dark fedi, this imageboard) is so racist against Jews and blacks, but simultaneously very friendly towards the LGBT (for instance, trans people)? I guess it doesn't technically contradict but it still feels very odd. Am I missing something? (Tried to find a pic that was related but couldn't so pic unrelated)

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AGPL dodging 2: electric boogaloo
> Get the server code here: https://github.com/anomalous69/fchannel This doesn't work anymore.

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The official blog of akari nation continued (old >>https://usagi.reisen/b/I7YE7QIM).

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test
test

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isolated dumb bunny forced thread captcha &&XZ

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Cat Thread
FChannel needs more cats :3 Here's mine!

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Youtubers are fucking morons
>Be youtuber >Instigate online weirdo >Nonconsensually film them >Online weirdo hits them >"CALL THE COPS HE HIT ME ;~;" https://youtu.be/iYz5xPSlZIM?si=EuAifBCbC29QVTvN Bro youtubers are fucking moron what the fuck did he think was gonna happen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpRRwgyeBak This gives me an idea for a sci-fi story: Premise: internet shitposters and trolls are actually not human, but computer viruses/worms that have evolved sapience in the primordial soup of the internet. The main character is a virus that is trying to enter the physical world somehow. Or maybe a human who has had their mind infected by such a virus a la Snow Crash/Terry A. Davis

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You should really change the name of the software from fchan to something else. There's already a website called fchan (http://fchan.us/) and it's short for "furry chan". When I google fchan most of the results end up being for that website. perhaps renpouchan or something like that (I had a bunch of other names but they were all taken).

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federation
loki to onion

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dumb bunny let the certificate expire for dis

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Federated threads don't show up on the /overboard/. IDK if this is intentional.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kMIqh64tvg >tfw the nutrient-rich deep ocean supports an advanced civilisation of cephalopods who regularly send crafts to the surface which are the source of our UAP sightings

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only new threads will federate?
test

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>>Usagi is a federated image board based on ActivityPub. looks that activitypub federation on usagi side not fully supported - can't federate from my onion mitra instance 2023-12-13T21:11:21 mitra::activitypub::deliverer [INFO] response from https://usagi.reisen/b/inbox: [500] ActorInbox:34 : GetActivityFromJson:126 : GetObjectFromJson:198 : json: can 2023-12-13T21:11:21 mitra::activitypub::deliverer [WARN] failed to deliver activity to https://usagi.reisen/b/inbox: http error 500

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Dream thread
>be me >dream.mp4 >in familiar dreamscape >be half-naked >wonder if all the areas I find myself in in dreams are part of the same world >decide to float away (as I often do in dreams) >panic a little bit as I float off a giant cliff and over a body of water (probably a river) >try really hard to steer myself towards land so I don't drown >float down to a muddy patch by the water >there's a group of monkeys >one of them grins at me and says "ooh. human brain. we love to eat human brain" >reach down to the mud and pry out a stone >shockedmonkeyfaces.jpg >they run away, leaving two monkeys behind in the tree >start to bash one of the monkeys with the stone >other monkey shakes his head >notice that first monkey is tied to the tree with string >wake up

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0fwRMvNkoA Why wouldn't the thought experiment mean that negative mass doesn't exist because the conclusion is absurd? I'm not a physicist but it feels like word salad to me.

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feet

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Lets assume that we don't have any parallel universes, that means our universe can only have 1 perpendicular universe, because otherwise you would make a square (or a third of a square), and the square would have parallel lines. This is assuming the multiverse is non-euclidian, which is true, because our eyes are non-euclidian.

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>feddies

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When I am World Dictator, school bullying, allowing school bullying, being okay with school bullying, and making jokes about bullying victims will carry the death penalty.

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This board needs more Rance.

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increasing thought crimes
i love stable diffusion and the jail bait tits i can generate with it i will never spank the monkey to used up slut roasties ever again stable diffusion gives me an infinite pool of vril to draw yes fucking kids is gross and wrong no a teen is not a kid and only in recent history has this been so confused starve feminists and yank it to stable diffusion jail bait qed

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My old blogthread (>>https://usagi.reisen/b/FLVRRGD8) got to 500 posts so I'm gonna create another blogthread (the 500 post one is taking too long to load).

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I'm so lonely. I don't have any friends IRL or even any online community I feel comfortable with. People seem repulsed by me, and sometimes, I am repulsed by them. I am ignored all the time. Even my own family leave me to rot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6wL_CwCMy4 >final coincidence I predict that one day we will learn to harvest vacuum energy leading to the universe falling into that stable state. When that day comes, the world will feel lifeless and dead, as we will have sucked the life out of everything. Or maybe we will harvest enough energy to tip the vacuum over the edge, and then fall downhill the rest of the way (pic related) and the sudden release of energy will tear everything apart.

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*Usami board

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https://mebious.net

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBTBj9yBy1o 24, the answer to death, a small corner in a bathroom in a rundown building in Chernobyl, and nothing

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>nsfw im not posting my pp here b

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haven't checked on this place for a year, how's it going? this still the last remaining instance or have new ones cropped up?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff8j_oKQVH0 This was pretty obvious to me

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Usagi Reisen
A soggy raisin

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https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/medical-disciplinary-tribunal-suspends-nurse-who-has-sexual-relationship-with-a-patient/YCBEQLFKG5AOLFCP4LOTOYZ6EQ Everything about this story enrages me. Why was Mr T even in the hospital-prison in the first place? He doesn't sound like the sort of person who would be violent so probably thoughtcrime aka psychosis. God I hate head shrinkers so much it's unreal.

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Wikipedia logo.
I never noticed that the "A" at the end of Wikipedia is capitalized in their logo until today.

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here im a day late

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It took me 48 hours to find somebody hiring for Jewish organized crime in Montreal. Annie was a mess. And that has now staged towards Karen Daniels constantly. I never got enough speeding tickets to turn her into Mia Townsend. The games never let you side with cops by design. Tortured South African diplomats are the hardest Ra social memory complex aspects to unlock: They are healing as Octave.

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Hi, I wrote https://0chan.vip another federated *chan that is a bit older than Fchannel. Is Usagi.reisen the only fchannel node left? 0chan is the only "multichan" node surviving (after some spam issues and bullshit). Maybe we can link with each other...?!

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that last event was lame

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Buckingham and Oval Office people are forced to act as hearts that time the entire system. The solar winds demand all the hearts keep the same time. Those places will drain your mind and body into a stupor. You have to release cardiac stress faster than anyone and most just fall to a state of an animal. That is why President Henry Eden was real on Maldek. Human primal power is a circus of a ritual. It is a dunce cap. You can't make me go in there. You can't force me into power. It makes no sense. RA SMC HAILS AS THE RESULT OF THOSE SOLAR WINDS BEING RESEARCHED THAT YOU MUST SEEK POWER :) They believe my material belongs to the world only because it restrains forgetting of the past. SUN HAILS AS ESSENTIAL PROCESS SINCE PARADIGM CITY :) Why would I ever belong to the world that dear? MALDEK IS DONE :) YOUR MATERIAL GOES TO THE EARTH AND YOU KEEP WHAT REMAINS :) The nuclear power and footballs chain you to the Earth. It has brought most administrations to a cardiac sleep. This world is not meant to last this way. The leaders will all become animals as the princes. CREATIONS HAIL AS EXCELLENT LESSONS IN POWER :) They think they can get somebody to force me into this process. The very sleep of the executive agencies preempts my retrieval. You only average for these agencies as power as you refuse to lead peoples as gods in Babylon. And now you force me to work for you and them? Why? BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE EXIST :) YOU WILL COOPERATE WITH POWERS GREATER THAN YOUR OWN :( And what tax do I pay that is so dear? STOLEN THE PROBLEM IS NONE SO FAR :)

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The glider in this logo makes me cringe.

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what did bunny mean by this

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lmao.

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Lol

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Somebody was walking an emu around town the other day. It was pretty cool, I got to pet it.

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The free software song by richard stallman.

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post backgrounds.

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How did you guys find fchan, personally I found it on 4chan's /g/ board after the original dev posted about it on there.

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dead board

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Fun fact
The ActivityPub standard was mostly written by Transgender/Queer people. 4 out of the 5 authors listed are trans/nonbinary. https://www.w3.org/TR/activitypub/

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Bra / Panty Pics
bra / panty pics

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Pretty cool car.

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https://nanochan.moe/

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> https://peervideo.club/search?tagsOneOf=omoani gigajems

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New uberkino gigabanger just dropped.

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https://emojipedia.org/pregnant-man Emojis have gone woke.

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Somebody needs to draw the Iliad but with the characters from Yuru Yuri.

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IF YOU DOWNLOAD THE USAGI CODE IT DOES NOT WORK. THE TOS ON THE ORIGINAL FCHANNEL CLEARLY SAYS YOU MUST SHARE CODE IF YOU RUN AND CHANGE IT. USAGI IS BREAKING THAT RULE, AND VIOLATING THE TERMS.

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I've never seen this fetish before.

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It would be cool if boards had an RSS feed.

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Meli Christmas!

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How do I get happy? I'm so unhappy it's unreal

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I decided to start building a general purpose Bibtex bibliography file and I'm honestly sad I didn't do it sooner. I am able to use Emacs org mode to cite studies wherever I want now.

(require 'oc-bibtex)
(setq org-cite-global-bibliography
      (list
       (file-truename "~/Documents/bibliography_file.bib")))

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࿗ॐ࿘

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Hi

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Test

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stop shilling your alt-chans here, federate or gtfo

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Example thread
Here it is

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Just when I was about to consider cranking one out, the manga does a complete 180

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I feel so ashamed at what I look at. It really is disgusting. What can I do, /b/achelors? Thankfully, I think it's not illegal. Not enforced anyway. And it doesn't harm anyone real.

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Cool Reisen...

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Why are trannies such arrogant hypocrites? Discuss.

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Akariiiiii~~~

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anyone knows who the fuck is this or where this image originated from

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Does anyone have a copy of this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH8ZTDBJvVE

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#outdoors #equipment #selfdefense #stick #tour #roadtrip #security #fyp #foryou

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important
bune event

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I am thinking that I should leave society to live in the woods.

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That face when no duck GF

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The pussycat is on the bed. I repeat. The pussycat is on the bed. Dubs (but ultimately my whim) decides what I do next.

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Some very scary happenings. Stay safe out there friends.

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jeffthread
cute dead imageboard you have here i could help bring some activity here if ppl care to interact on blog threads im currently learning to sew so i can make a costume for me for halloween maybe after that ill learn to make dolls and sell my own bootleg fumos at conventions fufufu i wanna talk about my autistic interests but ppl dont although tbf i only visit dead places i dont wanna post on big ibs bc its too full of drooling retards but ig ill have to bite the bullet at some point bc damn, even my own site is deader than dead and i even made a form where ppl can write letters directly to me, no need for email bullshit or anything and yet i hardly get more than a couple a month well im just complaining for no good reason i actually have some posts to reply to, but none of them are about sewing would be cool to find fellow tailors to talk about projects but ig id need to go to a female-oriented ib for that and uh, yuck i dont wanna get coochies i need new socks and i kinda wanna make them myself, but im afraid ill inevitably also look up how to make thighhighs and then ill start crossdressing and become a femboy and cut off my p*nis and become a girl do i wanna be a girl? idk, not really, well, maybe, i mean, girls do be kinda cute but i hate women so much its unreal

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Test###icles
Testing tripphrases https://git.usagi.reisen/udonge/fchan/commit/0f38f34baba31009a4ef02bbe2c46626e4256051

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goddamn you're fast do you get notified every time someone posts here?

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Message from leftypol
Hey anons! Think again before you pick a side regarding the Russia-Ukraine War! Your support for Ukraine translates to: >supporting NATO's use of Ukraine as a launchpad so that they can do incursions into Russian territory >stage a 30 September 1965 style coup >install a pro-Western dictator on the likes of Suharto, Pinochet, and Yeltsin >brainwash the entire Russian populace into subservience to the West >infect the Russian populace with cheap pop culture while denigrating authentic Russian culture and local working-class culture >massacre ¼ths of the Russian population, preferably communists but also sympathisers and other leftists >let Western companies exploit Russia >make Russia into a launchpad to start Jakartas in Beijing, Pyongyang, Tehran, and Damascus >from there achieve world domination >in the end the world would be a worse place, with American Dream style freedoms and fun culture exported from the lower echelons of American society In short, your support for Ukraine greatly accelerates the expansion of American imperialism and hegemony, first into opposing countries, and from there to all remaining corners of the world. Be warned and read Andre Vltchek!!!

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what happened to fchan.xyz? i took a break from image boards last year and when i came back it was dead, i had to use an archive of the page to find other instances

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Akari akaza is so fucking sexy. Imagine having a 153 cm akari GF

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test

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It do be like that.

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>Diabetes mellitus: any of a group of metabolic diseases whereby a person (or other animal) has high blood sugar due to an inability to produce, or inability to metabolize, sufficient quantities of the hormone insulin. >this causes the urine to have a high amount of sugar >Mellitus (Latin): Of or pertaining to honey. >Diabetes insipidus: any condition characterized by excessive or incontinent urine, now specifically as caused by impaired production of, or response to, the antidiuretic hormone vasopressin. >this causes the urine to have little to no sugar >Insipidus (Latin): tasteless, insipid. Who the fuck was the piss drinker that named the different types of diabetes?

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> The film stars Marlo Monte as a wrongfully imprisoned man who seeks vengeance upon his transgressors using his prehensile penis Wut?

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There was this one guy who built a castle on his own for 53 years and when I went inside of it, there were a bunch of signs that had schizo shit. Pretty cool. I didn't get to see the guy who built it though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYn5YaEPspE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkjmefmTbCs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tCAfJje8cg

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I liked poopchan until it got child porn spammed.

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I necrobumped the board to strategically remove a thread I did not like from the front page (it was my own thread). Probably won't do it again.

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hentai

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reeeeeeeee

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZrRiil-x0s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4UD5oyKfJU New gigaotaku culture just dropped.

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we need to psyop more imageboard admins into using fchan

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POSTAN IN A DELETE THREAD!!!

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I have a bug for you. Going to https://usagi.reisen/overboard/top or https://usagi.reisen/overboard/bottom will make a page every thread ever made. I can only imagine what I accidentally did to your servers CPU when it had to construct all that shit. This isn't specific with overboard, It works with any board.

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The saddest thing ever is that there are billions of females peeing in toilets and all the pee is going to waste. We already have girls' bathrooms so it would be easy to reroute the piss to another line for storage purposes. We would need to install female urinals to filter out the poop, either do that or have some sort of device that detects the poopy toilet water and moves that to the sewer. I reckon the pee could be pasteurized to remove most of the bacteria/STDs. It would be preferable to have some way of getting rid of the old lady pee, perhaps society could only put the main pee line in places where young females gather, such as education buildings, or amusement parks. We could also attach ID card readers to toilet/urinal lids, and require women to scan the ID card to open the lids. That way if a hag scans her card, it would reroute the pee to the sewer instead of the female pee line. Black women should also be banned from peeing in the hot lady pee line, we could re institute segregation for black women, or we could do the ID card scanner.

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https://yewtu.be/watch?v=qY1wz5dBJ2I What the fuck is even happening in this video.

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federate this

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federated-chan test
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