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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver. The little kid starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver got angry and yelled at the kid, ''What if your dad was a faggot and your mom a prostitute?!'' The kid smiled and said, ''I would be a bus driver!''