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I remember once I went to a mall in Vegas with two of my friends. We were having a fun time when they both had to use the restroom so I was just standing outside waiting for them to finish up, when I spotted Jerma shuffling around. I was a pretty big fan so I decided to walk up and ask for his signature. He was silent for a second looking me up and down, when he started making these weird clicking sounds with his tongue and giggling. After doing that for an uncomfortably long time he gave me a wink and wrote his signature. When he handed it back the paper had his signature, but he drew a bunch of hearts around it too and grabbed my hand when I took it. He said "You're pretty cute lookin, how about you come live with me? I'm famous on the internet you know." Naturally I was really creeped out and started to walk away but he just followed me talking about how he wanted me to be his new girlfriend, and how I could be in streams with him. I was really freaking out and decided to go into the women's room to get my friends, who were both washing their hands when Jerma followed me in. All three of us were really freaked out, as he spotted my friends and said "you can be my girlfriends too, there's plenty of me to go around, I'm famous!" while flexing and licking his lips. We shouted for help and a security guard grabbed Jerma, I'll never forget the face he made as we ran off :jermaEffU: